Church
Bloopers‚Your Smile For the Day!
"The Fasting & Prayer
Conference includes meals.."
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"The sermon this morning:
Jesus walks on Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for
Jesus."
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"Ladies, don't forget the
rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands."
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Don't let worry kill you
off‚ let the Church help."
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"For those of you who have
children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
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"Next Thursday there will
be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can
get."
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"Weight Watchers will meet
at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large
double door at the side entrance."
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"The pastor would
appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend
him their electric girdles.."
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'Ladies Bible Study will be
held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to
lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done."
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"A bean supper will be held
on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow."
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"This evening at 7 PM there
will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin."
JJJJJ
